Hilarious story on Nick Saban by Channing Crowder

Hilarious story on Nick Saban by Channing Crowder

And like speaking about sa I try to Explain to people how Sav is the thing That the trigger that I know when I was With sa right we had we had a bathroom In the Dolph facility that was like a Little little duck off bathroom where All the vet know you can go in there and Play on your phone and tex your little Girlfriends and all but if if if the Door opens and you look under the door And you see little white legs you know As a coach and you leave if you see big Black legs you know as a player and you Stay in there and keep playing on your Phone that was the rule so there no Little white Le players or big white man That that [ __ ] part of to kiss my ass So I looked under I I looked under the Star one day bro and I saw little white Legs with those uh what what what's the Nike Nik Monarch Nike Monarch Sho so I Look under the door bro I saw little Nike monarchs so I finished texting put It in my pocket walk they was saving Sitting there and the bathroom was tight So I'm washing my hands and I'm looking Over and S right there next to me and I Got to say something to him I got to say Something to the head coach of the team I'm playing on bro so I was like he Always talks about Terry Terry s and Terry Miss Terry Miss Terry so miss Terry made us some cookies the year Before and she ain't put enough sugar at

Them [ __ ] them never were starchy Cookies but I I ain't say nothing about That but I'm like if you ask a man about His wife he's going to say she's fine so I'm watching my hands sa's right there I'm washing my hands I look over and I Say hey coach how how's Terry bro you know what his answer was She would be a lot better if you cover a [ __ ] back on third down The week before I gave up a third and Six to a back out the back field and he Got a first down and they ain't even Scoring us drive but when that [ __ ] looked at me the only thing In his mind was this [ __ ] gave up a Third down this [ __ ] gave up a first Down on third down how hey how you doing Hey how's Terry coach she'll be a lot Better if you cover a [ __ ] back on Third down and that's how his mind work I would that's my story

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