Rodney Dangerfield was a Classic
There are two kinds of people in Business today the quick and the dead So rather than waste your time this Semester with a lot of useless theories We're going to jump right in with both Feet and create a fictional company from The ground up We'll construct our physical plant We'll set up an efficient administrative And executive structure then we'll Manufacture our product and Market it I think you'll find it very interesting And a lot of fun so let's start by Looking at construction costs of our new Factory Uh what's the product That is immaterial for the purposes of Our discussion here but if it makes you Happier let's say we're making tape Recorders tape recorders are you kidding The chaps will kill us on a labor course Okay fine Then let's just say they are widgets What's a widget it's a fictional product It doesn't matter